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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They're Good!
Get ready to groan and chuckle with our collection of classic dad jokes. These puns and one-liners are so bad, they're actually funny. Share these corny jokes with your family and friends to lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments. Warning: Excessive exposure to dad jokes may cause uncontrollable laughter and a temporary loss of eye rolls.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
what's the most detail- oriented ocean? The pacific.
why do you say Amen instead of A women at the end of songs at Chruch?
Because they are Hymens not hers.
I found a book called called" How to solve 50% of your problems"
So i bought 2 of them.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday
The rest are weekdays.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is
Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out.
I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he usually laughs.
what's the best way to get to the hospital after breaking your foot? Tow Truck
What do you call it when a cow grows facial hair? A moo-stache.
Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast
i took my wife to an orchard and we stood their staring at trees for more than an hour
Apprantly this was Not the Apple watch she was expecting for our anniversary.
Kid: I’ll call you later
Dad: Please, call me Dad.
"Does this uniform make me look fat" - insecurity guard
Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.
Why do some couples go to the gym?
Because they want their relationship to work out
What did the director say when the waiter mistakenly asked him if he was finished with his burrito?
"That's a wrap"
ou heard the rumor going around about butter?
Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it.
Make me a sandwich!
Poof! You’re a sandwich.
A witch's vehicle goes brrroom brrroom!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
Where do penguins go to vote? The North Poll.
What did the vet say to the cat?" "How are you feline?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
i saw a lawyer at the gym outlifting everyone
that's the power of an attorney
Why can't you tell a taco a secret? They tend to spill the beans!
what do you call a ghost boobies?
paranormal entities.
f you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Dad jokes are a unique breed of comedy - they're so bad, they're good. Often relying on puns, wordplay, and a complete disregard for humor norms, these jokes are a staple of parental comedy. While they might induce groans and eye rolls, they also have a surprising ability to bring a smile to even the grumpiest face.
The beauty of dad jokes lies in their simplicity. They don't require elaborate setups or punchlines; they're often just a single sentence delivered with a straight face. It's this unexpectedness that makes them so endearing (or infuriating, depending on your perspective).
So, whether you're a seasoned dad looking to perfect your craft or someone simply seeking a good laugh, dive into the world of dad jokes. Remember, the key to a great dad joke is delivery – so channel your inner dad and embrace the cringe-worthy humor.
What's your favorite dad joke? Share it in the comments below and let's spread the dad joke love!